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|  | Digidestined Night Out
« Thread Started on Oct 14, 2004, 6:21pm » | |
Ok, first off, this does not belong to me, but i thought i would share it with you. Enjoy the show.(copyrighted to Ben Myatt)
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Disclaimer: Make a sentence from the following words: Digimon, I, Own, Don’t.
I don’t own the songs that TK sings either.
The Digidestined’s night out.
By Ben Myatt.
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(Picture the scene. The DD’s are all kicking back at Davis’s place. He’s on the couch with Kari, Tai and TK are sitting on the chairs reading. Sora and Matt are playing on the playstation.)
Davis: This makes a change. Instead of fighting all the weird monsters Ben pits us against, we’re just chilling.
(Kari snuggles up to him.)
Kari: Yeah. It’s nice to just relax. And at least he isn’t revealing my secrets, or making us spoof British garage songs.
(Knock at the door.)
Tai: Pizza! I’ll get it.
(Runs the door and opens it to find… The pizza delivery boy.)
Tai: Thanks.
(Pays up, and closes the door. Another knock.)
What, did I not give a big enough tip?
(Opens the door.)
Ben: Yo.
Tai: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I mean… Hi Ben. Sorry.
Ben: No worries. I tend to have that effect on people.
(They go back to the lounge.)
Hi everybody! *Smirk* Hi TK.
TK: eep.
Kari: What brings you here, Ben?
Ben: Nothing much. Boredom mainly. And an insane desire to inflict pain on TK.
(Grins viciously at TK. He hides under a cushion.)
Ooh! Pizza!
Davis: Dude. Why are you here?
Ben: (Finishing his slice of pizza. Trust me, he does eat it that fast.) I’m bored. Any of you guys wanna come out tonight?
All: No!
Ben: Let’s put it this way. I have a hostage.
(Holds up a small pink teddy bear.)
Kari: Ahhhhhh! Mr Bobo!
Matt: Your holding Kari’s teddy bear hostage?
Ben: Yup.
Matt: you’ve sunk to an all time low, you know that?
Ben: I can sink lower.
(Holds up a small yellow rabbit.)
Matt: Miss Fluffydo!
Ben: Told ya.
Tai: okay, so where do you want to go?
Ben: Well…the pub for starters.
Sora: Ok.
(Everyone turns to look at her in shock.)
What? He likes me.
TK: (Still hiding under cushion) He doesn’t like me.
Ben: What gave you that impression?
TK: every time I meet you, something bad happens to me.
Ben: Nothings happened so far.
TK: (removes cushion.) Why not?
Ben: I don’t want to hurt you today. Your fun when you’re drunk.
TK: Oh. Okay.
Ben: However, you’re also fun when I’m hurting you.
TK: eep.
Davis: Alright already, lets go.
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(Down at the local pub.)
Ben: Yo, all.
All: Hey Ben.
Davis: Is that Cody over in the corner?
Cody: Shuurrup, Davish, you stoooooopid!!!
Kari: Guess so.
Ben: Liam, my man. Beers all round.
TK: But I don’t like…<br>
Ben: I SAID, Beers all round…<br>
TK: …’kay.
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(Ten Minutes Later.)
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TK: #And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYSH LOVE YOUUUUUUUU.#
Matt: You just had to give him beer didn’t you? He can’t take any form of liquor.
Ben: Well, how was I supposed to know that he’s such a lightweight? You can take your alcohol fine!
Matt: Yeah, but he can’t!
TK: #shee ish the Danshing qween! Ung n shweet…#
Tai: you think?
TK: #Cosh I’m shlim shady, yesh I’m the real…#
Sora: Is there an off button for him?
Matt: he tends to pass out after the fifth song.
Davis: y’know, I’ve got that sword Ben set me up with.
Kari: so?
Davis: I could MAKE an off button for him.
Ben: Your idea intrigues me, and I wish to learn more.
(TK stops singing and passes out.)
Matt: There he goes.
Ben: Now comes the fun part.
Davis: what do you mean?
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10 minutes later.
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(TK wakes up, to find he is super glued to…)
TK: hey… where am I? And where did this sheep come from?
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(Back at the pub. Davis, Ben and Tai walk in.)
Davis: where exactly did you get that sheep, Ben?
Ben: (Shrugs.) I’d prefer not to go into that.
Tai: fair enough.
Ben: Told you he’s more fun when he’s drunk.
Kari: hmmmm.
Matt: anyone up for some pool?
Ben: sure. Winner buys next round.
(they move over to the pool table. Matt breaks.)
Sora: Yes! Great shot Matt!
Matt: I haven’t taken it yet Sora.
(He does so, and it is a good shot. Mat racks up a huge amount of points, and Leaves Ben slightly annoyed. Not the wisest thing to do.)
Ben: Okay blondie, my go.
(He takes the shot. It bounces off of a cushion, and flies up into the air.)
Matt: Hah! Guess whose buying.
Ben: wait a second…<br>
(The ball falls out of the air, rolls along the bar, and onto a crate of bottles. It plays the Digimon theme on them, bounces back off of the edge, is accidentally kicked by the barmaid, slams into Tai’s forehead, ricochets back onto the table, and clears all the balls away.)
Matt: …Dammit!
Ben: guess who spoke too soon. Make mine a Heineken please, bottled variety.
Cody: Hash anyone sheen my car? It’sh big and shineee…<br>
Davis: Ben, have you got a spare sheep anywhere?
Ben: I think I’m a bad influence on that boy.
Kari: Ya think?
Sora: That was a great shot Ben! It was physically impossible!
Ben: That’s cos I’m the author. But don’t tell Matt.
Sora: you cheated?
Ben: …Yup.
Sora: …Hah!
(TK bursts in. somewhere along the line, he has managed to get rid of the sheep.)
TK: I hate you. All of you.
Ben: *sblack persons* good.
Davis + Tai: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
TK: why must you torture me, Ben?
Ben: being an obsessive Daikari supporter, it’s one of those things that I must do. Plus you make some really funny noises when I hurt you.
TK: Like what?
Ben: (Headbutts TK)
TK: aaaaarrrrrrrrrrghhhhh
Ben: Like that.
Davis: Ben…<br>
Ben: Yup?
Davis: can Kari and Matt have their furry toys back now?
Ben: oh… alright.
Kari: (Grabbing the teddy bear from Ben.) Mr Bobo! Did he hurt you?
Tai: Keep talking, I think it’s about to answer.
Kari: don’t be stupid Tai.
Tai: Sorry.
Kari: Obviously only I can hear him when he speaks.
Tai: >Blinkblink<
(Ben and Davis have moved into a discussion about a subject that honours pubs the world over.)
Ben: all premiership teams are sell-outs!
Davis: what do ya mean?
Ben: everything’s too commercialised. It’s all about the money.
Davis: but so’s the team you support!
Ben: what, the Gills? Are not!
Davis: Ben, they sell digital cameras on their website.
Ben: …oh, Bugger off.
(Back away from this intellectual conversation…)
Matt: okay, here are the drinks.
Kari: what did you get TK?
Matt: *sblack persons* Lemonade.
TK: hey! It’s not my fault.
Tai: *Cough*Lightweight*cough*.
TK: some people just don’t like alcohol!
Ben: and some people just cant take it.
Sora: Ben, be nice.
Ben: where’s the fun in THAT?
Davis: not much.
(everyone takes a gulp from their drinks.)
Ben: okay everyone, trivia question.
TK: shoot.
Ben: to the nearest second, how long do you reckon it will be until the laxatives I spiked Tai’s drink with take effect?
Tai: …what?
Matt: I call ten seconds.
Sora: five.
Kari: two.
TK: twelve.
Davis: eight.
(Tai suddenly staggers out of his seat and runs for the toilets.)
Ben: six seconds. Sora was closest.
Sora: yay!
Tai: (From the toilets.) OH…MY…GOD!!!!!
Cody: Huh, huh, huh… Tai’sh funny…<br>
Sora: How many has he had?
Ben: three hundred and seventy two.
TK: whoa.
Ben: I think you should be very ashamed that the little kid can hold his alcohol better than you.
Cody: I’ve got a luverly bunsh of coco… coco… things….
Davis: That’s it.
(Gets off of the chair.)
Ben: hey! Siddown!
Davis: one fireball, that’s all I ask?
Ben: sorry.
Davis: aww nuts.
Cody: in the jungle, the mightee jungle, the lion shleeps tonight…<br>
Ben: on the other hand…<br>
(Cody screams as a brick slams into his forehead.)
Matt: I suppose we should go home. The pubs about to close.
Ben: *sigh* I suppose…<br>
(a farmer bursts into the bar.)
Farmer Joe: alright, which one of you stole my sheep?
Ben: …it was him. (Points at Cody.)
Matt: …Run for it!!!
(The DD’s bundle out of the Pub, and run down the street.)
Ben: See you guys later. (disappears.)
TK: Git.
Ben: (out of thin air.) I heard that!
(A lightening bolt strikes TK.)
TK: OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!
Davis: so you ever get the impression that Ben doesn’t like TK?
Kari: …Nah.
Sora: Arent we missing someone?
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Back at the Pub.
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Tai: errrgh. One day, vengeance will be mine.
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The end… until Ben gets bored again.
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| | Re: Digidestined Night Out
« Reply #1 on Jan 28, 2005, 10:22pm » | |
THat's pretty funny 
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| | Re: Digidestined Night Out
« Reply #2 on Jun 8, 2005, 6:03pm » | |
that story was hot i give it 4 out of 5
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